Paul's definitions

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Double Hangup

the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting "YEAH THATS RIGHT!" into the phone and hanging up AGAIN.

Sourced from nixus

man my bitch pissed me off so much last night on the phone that I gave her the double Hangup

by Paul August 12, 2004

peebledash

The effect caused by a violent fart whilst having a liquid shit

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that peebledash

by Paul January 12, 2004

Grady

Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.

Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.

by Paul February 2, 2005