Paul's definitions

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

Molie

(mō'lē, mŏ'lē)

Slang for a Somaliperson. Usually considered offensive.

Also spelled Moly or Moli

Get outta here, molie!

by Paul May 27, 2005

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

Booger Boxer

Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.

Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.

by Paul December 13, 2004

Serierial

To be serious or not to be kidding.

"I got to third base with Rebecca."
"Yeah, right."
"I'm serierial."

by Paul October 9, 2004

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

by Paul February 2, 2005