5 definitions by Paul Wenis
Pinche Montse, also short for Pinche Montse A La Verga, is a takauche who is also known as Edgara. Her favorite things are to drink beer, lay under the stars on a hot night, and listen to corridos. Her pronouns are wey/cuh. She also loves to order in English.
by Paul Wenis September 7, 2020
Expression that you name the best people around. Calling somebody this means you basically praise them and admire all of their hard work. For example, you call people who block punts 'Quavo Ratatoullie'. Pronounced "rat-a-tool-lee"
by Paul Wenis May 13, 2018
An expression exclaimed when one bro discerns an exquisite specimen of a female homo-sapien. Said female prospect must possess an immaculately proportioned rack and a remarkably quintessential gluteus maximus.
by Paul Wenis January 10, 2018
Diego is a great, honest guy. Some even say that Honest Abe coined his nickname after Diego, as Honest Diego. Diego tells it not just how he sees it, but how it IS. He's seen by his friends as never having lied before in his life, a feat that not many can claim. Diego has many stories, and has been through it all. With having a dad who takes selfies with burning houses, who has also been on government-ops, to being an EMS and resuscitating somebody back to life, to meeting random girls in Florida and being so attractive that the girls are willing to sleep with him on the first date, Diego has done it all. Although Diego is a respectful team player on his end, your significant other is never loyal when around him. Locals will say that their marriages have fallen apart due to their wives wanting to be added to Diego's over-so-growing body count.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.
My son just graduated as a Diego Scout- I mean Eagle Scout.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.
by Paul Wenis July 11, 2023
Brayden Decamp is the best athlete. He has beautiful patched skin, dazzling Zia blue eyes, and dark hair flaked with white. His athletic abilities are so advanced, he is a bulldog on the field. He created and found a cure for an STD while stealing a tired guy's bitch. Famous for the quotes: "You niggas is corndogs.. wieners wit bread", and " Brayden also founded the first urinal for dickheads. He is the president of the small penis club and he is known for fucking your bitch. His greatest nemesis is John Grife (Best Known for fucking his mom). Follow this legend on twitter @BraydenDaGoat. Nicknames: Brayzorr, Zia, CrybabyBray, and CryGraby. He is so fly he will make your heart stop.
"That guy is so cool, he must be Brayden Decamp."
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
by Paul Wenis May 7, 2018