1 definition by PattyAwareness.org
A patty is another name for a girl.
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022