88 definitions by Patrick

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 27, 2003

Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 7, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 24, 2008

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 29, 2003

vocabulose

having an extensive vocabulary

guy named gal is somewht vocabulose

by Patrick March 17, 2005

bigarette

blood term for cigarette

yo, can i bum a bigarette?

by Patrick May 12, 2006

flake

(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

by Patrick March 18, 2003