1 definition by Pastor Clarence Longbottoms

plurg

A plurg is a sentient being in human form and can be most commonly found with their human names being “Sean”. A plurg is equipped with many accessories in his human body such as but not limited to: Internal heating components, cooling components, air compressor, hacking device, mental radar, and have very complex and intense defense tactics; plurgs should be considered very dangerous unless you tame and befriend one.

I think my friend is a “plurg”, but he hasn’t told me yet
WHAT REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUS? CAN I PLEASE MEET HIM?

by Pastor Clarence Longbottoms February 11, 2020