Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".
"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
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Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
I could use a lemon squeezer.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
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saggers

Breasts that are quite large, yet hang about the elbows or waste. These usually develop as a symptom of age, as most saggers were once firm and supple. Braziers are often utilized to curb the effect of gravity on saggers, but most women in the saggers-age range, no longer care about the appearance or desirability of their breasts. Also note: certain demographics (often those with excessive exposure to sunlight), have a higher susceptibility of developing saggers.
While your mother's breasts are quite large, they do appear to be of the type that will become saggers in only a couple of years.
by Party Crashers September 17, 2010
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Butt Slut

A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.
You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.
by Party Crashers September 11, 2009
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Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.
That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
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Wanito

A typing error caused by fingernail extensions. Guilty party tends to be a black female with a name like Wanita.
You know that fat black chick Jennifun from accounting, her quarterly report was riddled with Wanito's.
by Party Crashers September 01, 2009
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Burned Man

When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.
I went to Burning Man and came back as a Burned Man... my penis will start flaking in like 3 days
by Party Crashers September 11, 2009
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