8 definitions by Partsdriver

parkway princess

Jersey girl who lives in North Jersey but who’s family has a house at the Jersey shore. Spends every weekend driving back and forth on the Garden State Parkway.

Shore native:”Dude, does your cousin live down here?”

“Naw man, she’s a parkway princess.”

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

hotshot homeboy

Anyone who has all sorts of tactical gear and weapons but has never put themselves in danger for anyone else.

That hotshot homeboy would run home to mommy at the first sign of serious sh*t.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

pitybull

Pit bull abandoned or stuck in a shelter and not being adopted

OMG there was such a sad pitybull at the shelter.

by Partsdriver July 18, 2022

Privaty

State of being in private. Similar to privacy.

Close the door, she wants privaty

by Partsdriver July 10, 2022

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.

Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.

by Partsdriver July 18, 2022

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022