2 definitions by Papa Papa Papa

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.
Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man
by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021
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The act of shitting in the crack between a bed and an adjacent wall.
Dont you dare smooge again!
by Papa Papa Papa December 29, 2022
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