2 definitions by Pancakes1234

Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 19, 2017

Hump Dry

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.

My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.

by Pancakes1234 May 10, 2011