Pace's definitions

maizehole

The Native American version of cornhole.

Then the Chief said to his people, "Hey gang let's go do some maizeholing."

by Pace June 2, 2004

Hippy

When spelled with a capital H this is the proper name for a magical asexual being who travels the world spreading joy, but possessing absolutely no genitalia.

Yeah, god damn Hippy, he sure hates Baier.

by Pace June 3, 2004

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

by Pace June 3, 2004

religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.

Fuckin' A Batman! Fuckin' A!

by Pace June 4, 2004