Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 03, 2004
mugGet the heterosexual life partnermug.

Hippy

When spelled with a capital H this is the proper name for a magical asexual being who travels the world spreading joy, but possessing absolutely no genitalia.
Yeah, god damn Hippy, he sure hates Baier.
by Pace June 03, 2004
mugGet the Hippymug.

cornhole

1) When one man takes his throbbing, erect penis, lubes it up then shoves it into another man's dirty dirty anus and thrusts up and down until he ejaculates.
2) The act of forcibly shoving a dry corncob into someone's anus, preferably done in the late evening hours and behind an outhouse.
1) Hey Sexy Pants! How 'bout we go back to your place and cornhole!
2) After Dan had sex with Bob's chicken, Bob and his friends grabbed Dan one night as he was coming out of the outhouse, pulled down his pants, and cornholed him.
by Pace May 30, 2004
mugGet the cornholemug.

religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.
by Pace June 04, 2004
mugGet the religious rightmug.

Arizona

The best state in the country that is east of California, while also being west of New Mexico and south of Utah.
Yep Arizona.
by Pace May 31, 2004
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Soy Raul

1) An exclamation to be made at any random time.
2) An exclamation to be made when one sees an attractive female.
(Derived from a series of videos from Pace and Baier's ninth grade Spanish class)
1) Soy Raul!
2) Soy Raul!!
by Pace June 02, 2004
mugGet the Soy Raulmug.