4 definitions by Pablo Montoya

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.
"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."
by Pablo Montoya December 4, 2006
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An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".
"Hey, man who are you?"

"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"

"Hell, Fuck yeah!"
by Pablo Montoya December 11, 2006
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A shrine of a certain female celebrity or any hot woman in particular created by a loser who will never get any pussy as long as that celebrity or woman lives.
"So did you see James Prince's vag temple of his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he'll never get any of that shit."

"Agreed."
by Pablo Montoya December 4, 2006
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ETA PHI (VIIIV)

A group of girls at Roanoke College that figured that rushing Phi Mu wasn't exciting enough without hazing. They consist of girls who were spoiled through childhood and have sex with anything that carries a lacrosse stick and a bottled (most likely canned) alcoholic beverage.

Unfortunately, most Eta Phi girls are extremely hot. Proceed to one of these girls with caution.
An example of an Eta Phi's future:

Lacrosse Dude: Ayo dude man, you goin' to Pi Lam tonight?
Lacrosse Dude #2: Yeah man, I'm gonna be all up in an Eta Phi's ass.
Lacrosse Dude: Ahh yeah, I think I want to do the same.
by Pablo Montoya April 21, 2008
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