1 definition by PSEUDOwhapWhap
Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!
That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.
Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words
Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart
Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words
Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart
by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 9, 2021