10 definitions by POWER B

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

by POWER B May 14, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

draw mud

the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants

i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!

by POWER B May 13, 2003

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by POWER B May 14, 2003

cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

by POWER B May 13, 2003