this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
Another word for a woman who likes to finger another womans mutton shutters
speaks for itself
the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants
i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!
Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try
Arcing jets of seaman
My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love
another name for a deep robing sex session
"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"
excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman
i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it
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