1 definition by PIMP.MOFUCKITRUTHBTOLD

A girl usually young, wishing she was an adult in the 90's. Will steal your man. You think he's loyal now. Just wait until he meets a Susie. A known fire hooker. Who will make you go broke. When you least expect it so don't let him check the mail. Because once he's had her kiss the relationship goodbye. She's a freak in the sheets and after the money on the streets. She tricks men because of her oral skills and a pussc so tight you'd think she's the devil. She loves cats and anything everything pink. Yes even pink knives, guns, & dildos. Addicting like heroin.Gangster on the LOW. Old Soul~
Bestfried: Hey, heard you left your family? Let me guess you've been with "Susie" havent you.

Me: Yes. But her tight juicy pussc was trap and can't leave.

Bestfriend: Yup, ive had it. Loss all my money but it is so worth it. I'm broke and your single but hey,it was with that finessing pink kitty monster devil.

Me: (cries) Yes.
by PIMP.MOFUCKITRUTHBTOLD November 24, 2021
Get the Susie mug.