3 definitions by PCPuss
by PCPuss March 7, 2011
To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.
Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?
by PCPuss June 30, 2009
When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
by PCPuss May 13, 2009