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1 definition by P-reston

 
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One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.
Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"

Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
by P-reston August 19, 2006