11 definitions by OwlTurtleMeerkat

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.
After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
When a woman gives head so bad that it feels like sandpaper and worms.
We were at a stoplight right, and she went down, and i had to tell her to stop. After i told her she was giving horse head, she got out and found a tool in less then 6.29 minutes.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat September 30, 2010
A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.
Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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