When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.
I had wrecking balls last night :(
When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.
Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.
When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.
I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.
The flex your anus makes when you fart
I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.
When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.
You're about to get spit tricked!
When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?
No, we'll get spider balled.
When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
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