Leftist

A mental illness that many young people suffer with after a lot of brainwashing. It can be cured but often victims remain with the malady for life. A leftist thinks Trump is evil and Bill Gates is a great guy, they also think every white person is evil even though they are white themselves. They tend to be low IQ and can become emotional if their position is challenged.

There's a leftist night out where they are going to discuss Karl Marx and how real communism has never been tried. They are all wearing covid masks and are on their 5th booster.

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 13, 2023

Bud light

A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit

Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light

Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 24, 2023

ESG

ESG scoring is a way to force companies to follow the woke agenda. If you get a good ESG score your company will get investment, if you get a poor ESG score your company won't get the investment. The more woke your company is the better the ESG score. This is why now companies put ESG score ahead of making profit, eg Bud Light. Every big company now is owned by the commies.

We need to employ more blacks and gays to improve our ESG scord

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 13, 2023

Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice

My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay

by Owen Jones will save humanity July 21, 2021

Diversity hire

Most middle management in alot of industries have to tick at least one diversity box to be allowed to be promoted however a diversity hire was taken on purely to tick boxes and usually more than one. Example black, transgender lesbian head if HR equality department.

Why would someone so stupid be given a management position when there was lots of better candidates?
The company needed to reduce the gender pay gap so had to do a diversity hire.

by Owen Jones will save humanity February 01, 2021

She-boon

A She-boon is a particular type of female negroid. A typical low IQ Shaniqua. She will be unemployable but will have some niglets that the welfare state pays for often from multiple pavement apes. Only exists because of communism as incapable of funding her own existence. Prone to being loud and the worst ones can chimp out at the slightest provocation.

I've really noticed far more She-boon's in the area lately and the place is becoming a real shit hole

by Owen Jones will save humanity September 09, 2025

Vegantranuary

This is when someone goes Vegan and Transgender for January. This is ideal to improve your social credit score, looks good on your CV and can be brought up at job interviews. Improve your woke credentials by joining the new trend that is taking the world by storm. If your not vegan and transgender for January then you are probably a racist bigot homophobe and anti vaxxer, Trump supporter

I can't believe Christinas and Bethany didn't want to go vegan and trans for Jan, there such bigots, they make me all icky. Vegantranuary is so progressive and me and my friends all had a trans coming out party and makeover to celebrate it being January

by Owen Jones will save humanity January 13, 2024