Milfwhip

Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle
Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
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Hobo dollars

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.
Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars
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stomatoast

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.
I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.
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Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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