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stomatoast

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.
I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.
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Slutaliar

A slutaliar tries to downplay their sexual escapades in order to not appear like such a ho.

Also another term, A slutaliar lies about everything someone who lies so much they are also known as a pathological liar.

Can also be shortened slutaliar, when you want to say someone is such a liar

Someone who lies about banging chicks he hasn't and is a slutaliar

A Slutaliar manipulates women with sympathy in order to go out with him
I'm sick of him, he's a slutaliar. He is such a liar he lies about what he had for breakfast.

Yo I like this girl but I think she is a slutaliar, I found her on plenty of fish and seeking arrangement and yet she says she's into me only.

Don't be a slutaliar everyone knows your such a liar anyways your making it worse by continuing to make shit up

DJ is a slutaliar, he makes shit up about his life to get women to feel sorry for him.
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Milfwhip

Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle
Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
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Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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