Overeducatedunderachievinglose's definitions

Douche Canoe

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.

“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

Chloe Crissey

An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.

I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

Min pin

Someone who thinks they are a kingpin in the streets but really are only the king of the bus stop corner selling dime bags of weed.

Can be someone who tried to say they got the best drugs but they are overpriced

This mofuckin min pin just sold my cousin a dime of shwagg

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose April 3, 2019

Hobo dollar whore

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.

Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Hobo dollars

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.

Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Milfwhip

Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle

Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019

stomatoast

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.

I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020