7 definitions by Orthogonal Jones

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The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.
I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.
by Orthogonal Jones January 11, 2007

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The little particle that drives fermentation.
It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.
by Orthogonal Jones July 10, 2008

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To get ready for warm weather.
The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.
by Orthogonal Jones May 24, 2008

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What you get when you squeeze a turmite.
I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.
by Orthogonal Jones September 07, 2007

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A place where apes grow and live.
Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.
by Orthogonal Jones January 11, 2008

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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck
Sarah Palin is a VPILF candidate.
by Orthogonal Jones September 02, 2008

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a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.
I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.
by Orthogonal Jones December 01, 2006

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