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17 definitions by Oprah

 
15.
LSD
Long
Slow
Dump


I gotta take a long,slow dump!
Oh man I'm really feelin that LSD now!
by Oprah March 13, 2005
 
16.
SNL
Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.
I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.
by Oprah February 25, 2003
 
17.
log
1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety
1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
by Oprah March 11, 2003