4 definitions by Oondeenie Queu
Ancient pygmy form of greeting, originating from the river dwellers and predominately used between neighbouring tribes. The expression is usually accompanied by an open palm signal of the right hand, similar to a high-five. Today, it is often used between family groups and friends who live some distance apart and translates, typically as "Hello, friend, I harbour thee no ill-will."
1# (ancient): "Jarp! I bring you these two virigins in exchange for seven pigs."
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"
by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004
Butch lesbian. Usually refers to large, coarse, corduroy-wearing women. Derived from Oxford definition of naturally occurring dykes among igneous rocks.
Oh, I love Oprah Winfrey. She looks like a closet pegmatite and and I'd love to bury my face in her axe wound.
by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004
One who exhibits the classic habits of a tosser but in magnified form.
Australian slang peculiar to South-East Queensland.
Australian slang peculiar to South-East Queensland.
by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004
#Jolly_Roger: I fucked a bitch whitout a rubber last night!
#Mental_Man: Don't worry, abortions tickle anyway!
#Mom_to_be: tnf!
#Mental_Man: Don't worry, abortions tickle anyway!
#Mom_to_be: tnf!
by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004