Ookpick GooseFrubba's definitions

scheiße

German word meaning shit.

Hans: Was ist das?

Klaus: Achtung! Das ist granate!

Hans: Scheiße...

Boom!!!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Rolex

A Watch that is sold for about a buck in China.

If its a fake it will break.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Jiang Zemin

One of the most evil commie dictators of all time.

Jiang Zemin is an asshole

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Russia

The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.

Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?

Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 16, 2005

Japan

The country with the world's best toilets.

On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

conservalib

A combination of liberal and conservative.

That canidate is part of the conservalib party.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005