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Something Jake Adams made up to impress Rosie
Rosie did you know about marine snow!
by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019
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Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.
“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”
by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019
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A flat chested mammal as tall as a giraffe and with a fringe bigger than most peoples future
Ha that’s Tads Abby what a dutttty sight
by Onshore Chicken January 9, 2019
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