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Cloudy music

Song from beatmania IIDX 7th style by SLAKE. Sounds like a cross between the Bee-Gees and an acid trip.
Alfonso: I tied up that guy who raped my daughter and decided to torture him.
Harry: How did you do so?
Alfonso: I forced him to listen to Cloudy Music for 5 hours straight.
by Oni-Unit September 6, 2005
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gummiworm

Website that instructs people on how to successfully insert a gummi worm into their urethra.
www.fnord.org/gummi has the pics
by Oni-Unit February 25, 2005
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kanye west

A rapper who thinks Ronald Reagan created cocaine and AIDS to destroy the civil rights movement. Nowadays makes the claim that "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Even rappers like 50 Cent think this is an idiotic and ignorant claim, however.
Also assumed to be a black supremist, judged by his beliefs.
Kanye West should really stop rapping about political shit he knows nothing about, as should Eminem.

"All people are equal, see, but, um, black people are more equal th-than, others." - Kanye West
by Oni-Unit December 31, 2005
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Final Fantasy VII

Incredibly overrated title from the Final Fantasy series. It had it's moments, but the main problems were the dislikeable characters (Spehiroth, Cloud, Aeris, Cloud, Tifa, Sephiroth, Cid, Cloud, every one of the Turks, Barrett, Sephiroth, Yuffie, and Cloud), the low challenge when compared to the other 6 Final Fantasy games, the dreadful-looking polygons that have bloated wrists and ankles, and the fact that the final boss can destroy several planets but dies in one hit if you've done things properly.
Even so, it had an innovative ability system that expanded upon FFVI's Espers, useful limit breaks for each character which can do a number of things in battle, impressive background graphics, and a great number of sidequests.
Otaku Final Fantasy VII fan: FF7 is the best game ever and sephiroth is the best villain ever and cloud is the best hero ever and tif'as tits make me want to splooge.
More observant gamer: FF7 was overhyped and overrated. I enjoyed every other Final Fantasy game much more, and the only edge I saw in FF7 was the marvelous soundtrack.
Otaku: fcuk u, ima jack off to cloudxvincentxsephiroth yaoi
by Oni-Unit August 9, 2005
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10k commotion

Quite possibly one of the nerdiest online comics ever, about two groups of angsty kids that train to win a DDR tourney.
Yes, they take a Dance Dance Revolution tournament that seriously.
Called a manga by some, despite the fact that it's american-made.
10k commotion is one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen. The main character has a backpack with fairy wings.
by Oni-Unit July 3, 2005
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