8 definitions by OneSharkyBoi
If you were born in 2007 you probably have a pretty good childhood and you are either 12 or 13 right now.
by OneSharkyBoi April 24, 2020
Someone, usually in adolescence, who tries to look cool by being dark, mysterious, and having an especially nihilistic or cynical point of view, to the point where it becomes cringy
Traits of the Common Edgelord include: Wearing Pure Black Clothing Usually a hoodie, Being a 9-14 year old, Having all their internet Usernames include "Xx_ _xX", playing fortnite, and repeatedly saying how much their life sucks.
Traits of the Common Edgelord include: Wearing Pure Black Clothing Usually a hoodie, Being a 9-14 year old, Having all their internet Usernames include "Xx_ _xX", playing fortnite, and repeatedly saying how much their life sucks.
by OneSharkyBoi March 21, 2019
How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.
Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!
by OneSharkyBoi April 7, 2020
A Space Rover that was meant to last only 90 days on mars but proved all them wrong and lasted for 15 years we will never forget our bravest troop *salutes in robot*
by OneSharkyBoi March 21, 2019
by OneSharkyBoi January 22, 2021