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Nice Guy

A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Figmo

A military term meaning "fuck it, got my orders". Used when someone wants you to do something but you are busy doing something else.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.
Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Quantum Foam

Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.
Our universe may have been born out of a sea of quantum foam.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Valknot

The Valknot is the symbol of Odin. It can be described as three entwined triangles that represent Odin’s nature; it’s the knot around a hanged man’s neck, the nine worlds, the nine days Odin hung, the nine valkyries, the nine parts of the soul, and so forth. To wear a Valknot is to pledge yourself to Odin. It is sometimes known as the knot of death and donning it is not to be taken lightly.
I wear a valknot that way when I die, the Valkyries know where to take me.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.
"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Gibber

To speak nervously in a incomprehensibly fast, jumbled and inarticulate manner.
He can barely gibber his way through a conversation with a woman.
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
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