OneBadAsp's definitions

Bahama Mama

An alcoholic drink which is often very watered down in bar and grills. Bahama Mama’s are (correctly) made out of ½ oz. dark rum, ½ oz. coconut liqueur, ¼ oz coffee liquor, ¼ oz 151 proof rum, juice of ½ lemon, and 4 oz. of pineapple juice.

This Bahama Mama tastes like it's got cranapple juice in it!

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Father Time

The personification of Time and the more friendly version of the Grim Reaper. Typically pictured as an old man with a white beard doning a cloak and oft times carrying a scythe and hourglass. In ancient times he was known as Chronus or Saturn.

Father Time is married to Mother Earth; just as the Grim Reaper, the personification of Death, is married to Life who pictured as a young lady in artwork.

He symbolizes the flow of time and its effects. His old body is a reminder that time is the devourer of all things and that, like the sand in the hourglass he often carries, his life will run out, as all good things come to an end.

He turns the seasons around
And so she changes her gown
But they always look in their prime
They go on dancing their dance
Of every lasting romance
Mother Earth and Father Time
The summer larks return to sing
Oh what a gift they give
Then autumn days grow short and cold
Oh what a joy to live
How very special are we
For just a moment to be
Part of life’s eternal rhyme
How very special are we
To have on our family tree
Mother Earth and Father Time

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Many Worlds Theory

The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.

In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.

Recently, an increasing number of physicists have voiced their support for the Many Worlds Theory.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Just Good Friends

1. An indirect way of admitting that you are indeed having a sexual or romantic relationship with someone but won’t openly admit it because it's taboo.
2. A way of denying a sexual or romantic relationship with someone.
3. Saying someone is really your Fuck Buddy
4. What Nice Guys whine about.
5. Or some times it does just mean that you’re just really good friends with someone.

When asked about her relationship with Johnny, Laura replied "Oh no, we're just good friends".

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Frith

Frith is an Old English word that means Peace and Freedom; but means so much more. It is an important concept in the religion of Asatru. It might be described as a combination of loyalty, honor, hospitality, and support. It is the obilgation to one's community, friends, and family to consider their welfare in your actions, and not to set out to harm them.

Our forebears valued frith almost more than anything else.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

Acid Head

A user of LSD. Based on the term 'pot head', but for LSD instead of pot.

Paul was an acid head and enjoyed tripping on LSD.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Kin

A shorter version of kinfolk; meaning one's family. Someone who is connected to you by blood or marriage, i.e. your kinsman, kinswoman, kindred, relation, relative.

Jack was not used to spending so much time away from his kin.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006