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Mudslide

An alcoholic drink which many bar and grills are inept at making correctly. A mudslide consists of equal parts Vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. Should be served with cracked ice in an pre-chilled old-fashion glass or you can make a frozen mudslide dessert in a blender by adding 2 to 3 scoops vanilla ice cream. Both versions are delicious.
I hate it when I have to tell the bartender what a drink is and how you make it, particularly when it is such a well-known one such as a mudslide.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Light Year

1. The distance light travels in one year, or approximately 5.88 trillion miles.

2. A figure of speech meaning very advanced.
1. The nearest star is about 4 light years away, and our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across.

2. If alien's exist, chances are they're light years ahead of us in technology.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Parrotopia

A utopia for parrots. A place for our fine feathered friends to live and play happily without the threat of predators, starvation, abuse, or neglect. Has plenty of interesting toys, perches, next boxes, fresh veggies and seed sprouts, everything a parrot could want. (Inducing companionship of course!)
Peter's Paradise is a Parrotopia for Parakeets.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Walmex

The name Walmart goes by in Mexico.
Walmex and Walmart are the same store, just with different names.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Alpha Female

A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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