One-legged pervert's definitions

Rainbowsend

The act of a woman licking one's own genitals

I was standing outside the pieshop and had a sudden urge to go to the rainbowsend

You exhibitionist biatch!

by One-legged pervert April 23, 2010

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010