How far one is willing to travel to have sex.
Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.
Damn, I just put a new roll
on yesterday! That crack
of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
The best way to deal with a problem
When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.
Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.
Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!
An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank
just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits
on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.
You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
Thoroughly refreshing sleep.
I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.