Omar O. Ungh's definitions

Gleevage

Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.

Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!

by Omar O. Ungh July 25, 2010

zeromph

When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.

I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.

by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014

MAGOO

Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.

My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.

by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010