Omar O. Ungh's definitions

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

MAGOO

Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.

My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.

by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

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"Starfish" by just about any definition in Urban Dictionary. Used in text.

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by Omar O. Ungh March 1, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010