22 definitions by Oliver Quidgeums

Top Definition
acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.
situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Caparzo: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?
by Oliver Quidgeums May 18, 2006
A necessary tool of life. Often used durnig raves, dance parties and such.
I've stocked up on enough glowsticks for an international rave!
by Oliver Quidgeums December 03, 2005
a harry asshole that can be braided easily
Tom's flet was reamed after quidge
by Oliver Quidgeums August 06, 2005
A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.
Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
by Oliver Quidgeums July 27, 2006
to take a drag.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.
Bline up the damn splinky, kwank that shit and pass it ova hea.
by Oliver Quidgeums October 13, 2005
A danish cow that doubles as a cellular tower.
The only reason I get any reception here is because of the Leemuua nextdoor.
by Oliver Quidgeums May 09, 2006
an attachment for an ipod that functions as a vibrator.
I told her to stop using her cracked muuneea because she might get shocked.
by Oliver Quidgeums May 09, 2006

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