Definitions by Oliver Quidgeums

Gyle Suit 

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.

Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

Gyle Suit by Oliver Quidgeums August 5, 2006

scrabble

A great way to make up words for urban dictionary!

I was playing scrabble last night with my clan and wow we came up with some nice words. We just wrote down the seven letters on the wooden plate in weird combonations and gave them odd definitions.

scrabble by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

FUBAR

acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.

situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Fish: FUBAR
Caparzo: FUBAR
Mike: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?

FUBAR by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

SNAFU 

Acronym: systems normal, all fucked up.

Sgt. Boultch: Is your platoon doing okay?
Platoon leader: SNAFU.

SNAFU by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

Math Goggles 

A set of WWII Swiss surplus glass tanker goggles that were recently discovered to increase comprehension of any type of math if worn during class.

I really couldn't comprehend logarhythms, so I borrowed Andrew's math goggles.

Math Goggles by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Mneeuau 

(muh-nuh-uhh-ow) The 7th kingdom of classification consisting of organisms that harness energry from raw glass.

Robert Fulton discovered kingdom Mneeuau before his contribution to the steam engine, but his writings on the subject weren't discovered until very recently.

Mneeuau by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Feenfyt 

(feen-feet) Mamal from cenazoic era faintly resembling a ferrit.

the gas hose clogged the other day when I was filling up my car. The manager dissassembled the hose to discover that a fossilized feenfyt had been caucht in the hose.

Feenfyt by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006