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Friend: Did you have sex with Dave last night?
Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!
Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!
by Old Bastard Dave January 20, 2016