3 definitions by Ohio will suck forever

A person or group of people who immediately suspect an eating disorder or cancer because someone has lost weight. They spend their time monitoring your waist line, watching you eat or asking invasive questions that are none of their business. A person who does not recognize the obesity crisis and only focuses on those who have lost weight. This person will pretend to be concerned while actually experiencing envy and confusion.
They literally asked me if I was sick because I lost weight. They swear they are the guardians of fupa.

She keeps coming up to me talking about all of the weight I'm dropping like she's one of the gaurdians of fupa.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
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A racist who tries to find other white cohorts for sympathy when they are called out on their racism. They can be found throwing sympathy and pity parties for themselves when other people point out all of the ways their actions are racist. May also quote "playing the race card" or "he thought I was racist". This may consist of crying, complaining and misconstruing events. A worthless bigot who tries to gain friends by invoking sympathy or mistreatment after doing things that are racist.
She tried to make a scene because she's a Shitley McBitch.

He was here to interrupt you and create racial controversy because he has no friends and is a Shitley McBitch.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
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A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
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