2 definitions by OfficialFelicityjones

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.
Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL
by OfficialFelicityjones November 23, 2021
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When you first meet Sebastian you think he’s nice but a bit crude. However, if you take the time to get to know Sebastian, you start to see him in a new light. You realise how much fun he is to be around and that he brings out the best in you, not to mention those beautiful eyes, lips and curly locks! If you are creative/artsy you will easily fall in love with Sebastian but be patient with him, he likes to take his time.
You’ll never meet anyone like Sebastian, he is a rare gem. But whatever you do DON’T TAKE HIM SKATEBOARDING - take him to see some ionic columns instead.
Guy 1: who was that handsome guy in our history lecture? The one with the gorgeous hair.
Guy 2: You must be talking about Sebastian.

Guy 1: I think I might break up with my girlfriend…
by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021
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