Definitions by Observer
ashtangi
One of the in crowd who do ashtanga yoga. Often seen carrying a yoga mat bag or complaining of the lack of starbucks in Mysore. See also "yoga" and "trustafarian"
In the future...
You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
In the future... by Observer March 19, 2005