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You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.
Marijuana will still be illegal...
by observer March 19, 2005
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One of the in crowd who do ashtanga yoga. Often seen carrying a yoga mat bag or complaining of the lack of starbucks in Mysore. See also "yoga" and "trustafarian"
Welcome to the Ashtangi Album, a gallery of Ashtanga yoga photos from
by observer April 9, 2005
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