9 definitions by OG-BB1966

WTMFH

What The Mother Fucking Hell

WTMFH did Donald Trump mean when he tweeted that thing about Chelsea Clinton "holding a seat for her mother at the table?"

by OG-BB1966 July 11, 2017

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

Tiggerish

Bouncing off the walls and generally being annoyingly effervescent. You know--like Tigger.

He's so Tiggerish that it drives everyone crazy. If he'd stay still long enough, I'd slap him silly.

by OG-BB1966 October 30, 2014

Snarksenal

Arsenal of snarky barbs.

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.

by OG-BB1966 July 27, 2019

emoticondriac

Someone who consistently overuses emoticons.

My friend Larry is a total emoticondriac. Sixteen smileys in a row is just overkill.

by OG-BB1966 January 13, 2018