2 definitions by Nuju

Top Definition
The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.
Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!
by Nuju April 27, 2010
The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.
Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.
by Nuju September 15, 2010

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