4 definitions by NuclearKärring

Clum = Clown cum
I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me
by NuclearKärring December 2, 2017
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A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.
by NuclearKärring March 22, 2017
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A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado
by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017
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When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
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