1 definition by Novella Character #1

a fag. one who is constantly a jerk and says bad things about others. sweats profusely, especially from the palms. can be made nice by offering an ultimatum.
I hate that DERF! He always talks about "that guy" that he isn't supposed to talk about.

I hate that DERF! He is so mean!

I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.

I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.
by Novella Character #1 May 21, 2008
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