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The president of the United States from 2016 - 2020. Often insulted, bashed, and mocked for everything he does, no matter how good or bad whatever he did actually is. Hated despite his successes in foreign affairs because other nations thinks he's a fucking nutcase that'll turn their entire country into a glass factory if they look at him the wrong way.
Sam: Donald Trump really isn't that bad of a president. There are a lot worse ones.
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
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How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?
by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021
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A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.
John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.
by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
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The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.
iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.
by NotPieGuy January 27, 2021
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An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.
Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.
by NotPieGuy January 23, 2021
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A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.
John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...
by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021
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