NotPieGuy's definitions

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by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021

iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.

iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Resonance

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.

Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Sexually dormant

The state of having the capacity to be sexually active (through a combination of physical attractiveness and developed social skills), but being sexually inactive through choice.

John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
Sam: Oh, she’s sexually dormant. Call her up again in like a month.

by NotPieGuy August 15, 2022

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023

Millstoning

The administration of death as punishment for a crime without legal sanction.

"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;

But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024