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N/A

Stands for "Non-applicable." Basically means that the information is not available, or there is none of it.
"What is the name of your first girlfriend?"
"N/A"
by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021
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Humans

An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
John: Humans are pretty cool.
Sam: Narcissist...
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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stop

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by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.
iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.
by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021
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firtbute

The most horrific misspelling of "Fortnite" ever witnessed in the history of ever.
John: I hate firtbute
Sam: What?
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.
John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.
by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021
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Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.
by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022
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