NotPieGuy's definitions

Resonance

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.

Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

stop

stop

stop

by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021

iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.

iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.

John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:

by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022