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Sealandball

(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)

A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.

A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.

A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.

To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
"Which countryball will you represent?"
"I will represent Sealandball!"
"Oh, obscure!"
by NotBaltic November 30, 2022
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bourbie

A "bourbie" is a person who knows all about the rich millionaires and billionaires.

"bour" is a short hand from the french word "bourgeoisie".
Jeff's a bourbie, he knows all about Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos...
by NotBaltic September 20, 2022
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Marsbound

A marsbound is a human being fully stuck on the terrestrial planet of Mars without a way of escaping.

The person must be truly stuck without a way out or any way to create a way out. No ships, no equipment, nothing to let him or her or them leave the planet.
Damn, that marsbound is so dumb, he came to Mars without planning a way out! How retarded!
by NotBaltic April 14, 2022
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kulch

A kulch is a male nerd, with genetics from Scandinavia, who thirsts for feminine contact.
Alyssa: Ugh, what's up with that one Norwegian in our class?
Jacob: He's Christopher, and I don't know if I've told you yet, but he's a kulch.
Alyssa: Oh...
Jacob: Yeah.
by NotBaltic April 14, 2022
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ertzui

An "ertzui" is a German man or woman or person who is very nationalistic about their technology.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.

The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
Sarah, a natural ertzui, was very emotionally damaged when her best friend insulted the Germans and their technology.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
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pamaxa

A "pamaxa" is a bone spoon used for the explicit purpose of violence against other living beings.

The pam in pamaxa means a bone spoon is a spoon carved out from an animal bone and usually stands around 14 centimeters tall. (Approximately 5.5 inches)
The axa in pamaxa means a handheld implement used as a weapon.

It must specifically be a bone spoon, and it must have been used or implemented as a weapon to be classified as a pamaxa.
Barack was praised for the inclusion of a pamaxa in his first person shooter video game, even though it was very ineffective at doing anything.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
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lukko

A lukko is a transgender man or woman or person whose cause of death is from an electrical refrigerator.

It doesn't matter if the transgender person had already transitioned, is on their transition, or in the closet. If they identify as a transgender person, then they qualify for the definition of a lukko.
The type of fridge, the size of the fridge, the brand of the fridge, the temperature of the fridge... doesn't matter. Same for the cause of death.
May we mourn for our lukko, Violet Tzui. She died at the age of 31 when a fridge suddenly fell over her trying to clean it, crushing her to death. She was only halfway into her transition.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
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