10 definitions by NotBaltic
To narckale someone is to annoy someone to the point where you take their money for the pure purpose of feeding their addiction.
The etymology comes from the verb "nark" (to annoy) and "ale" (a type of beer). The word in this case means "to annoy for ale." Though it doesn't have to be specifically ale, or alcohol.
The etymology comes from the verb "nark" (to annoy) and "ale" (a type of beer). The word in this case means "to annoy for ale." Though it doesn't have to be specifically ale, or alcohol.
Frustrated and wanting more, Daniel narckaled his friend off all of his pocket change. The next day, Daniel, along with his colleagues, seemingly out of nowhere, all became drunk. His friend was pissed upon the realization.
by NotBaltic April 16, 2022
Alyssa: Ugh, what's up with that one Norwegian in our class?
Jacob: He's Christopher, and I don't know if I've told you yet, but he's a kulch.
Alyssa: Oh...
Jacob: Yeah.
Jacob: He's Christopher, and I don't know if I've told you yet, but he's a kulch.
Alyssa: Oh...
Jacob: Yeah.
by NotBaltic April 14, 2022
An "ertzui" is a German man or woman or person who is very nationalistic about their technology.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.
The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.
The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
Sarah, a natural ertzui, was very emotionally damaged when her best friend insulted the Germans and their technology.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)
A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.
A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.
A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.
To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.
A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.
A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.
To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
by NotBaltic November 30, 2022
A "pamaxa" is a bone spoon used for the explicit purpose of violence against other living beings.
The pam in pamaxa means a bone spoon is a spoon carved out from an animal bone and usually stands around 14 centimeters tall. (Approximately 5.5 inches)
The axa in pamaxa means a handheld implement used as a weapon.
It must specifically be a bone spoon, and it must have been used or implemented as a weapon to be classified as a pamaxa.
The pam in pamaxa means a bone spoon is a spoon carved out from an animal bone and usually stands around 14 centimeters tall. (Approximately 5.5 inches)
The axa in pamaxa means a handheld implement used as a weapon.
It must specifically be a bone spoon, and it must have been used or implemented as a weapon to be classified as a pamaxa.
Barack was praised for the inclusion of a pamaxa in his first person shooter video game, even though it was very ineffective at doing anything.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
A najdork is a beginner learning stuff too hard for their current level.
(This term is most useful in chess, because of its name origins, although it is entirely possible to use it outside it, as long as you are understood.)
To paraphrase, a najdork is a beginner, or intermediate player who is actively learning advanced complicated techniques, meant for advanced and masters, which completely unnecessary and useless at their level, when there exists easier knowledge elsewhere.
A najdork is derived from a combination between the famously difficult variation to understand from the Sicilian Defense, the "Najdorf", and the word "dork".
Please do not use this word to insult or berate others. Usage of this word is only meant to point out people such as these, and encourage them to pick an easier and better path for them.
(This term is most useful in chess, because of its name origins, although it is entirely possible to use it outside it, as long as you are understood.)
To paraphrase, a najdork is a beginner, or intermediate player who is actively learning advanced complicated techniques, meant for advanced and masters, which completely unnecessary and useless at their level, when there exists easier knowledge elsewhere.
A najdork is derived from a combination between the famously difficult variation to understand from the Sicilian Defense, the "Najdorf", and the word "dork".
Please do not use this word to insult or berate others. Usage of this word is only meant to point out people such as these, and encourage them to pick an easier and better path for them.
Vincent: "I play the Ruy Lopez, because Magnus Carlsen does!"
Max: "Bro, you don't even know what zwischenzug means, who are you to learn such a complicated opening?"
Vincent: "Yeah, but..."
Max: "Please, don't be a najdork. Learn the Scotch."
Max: "Bro, you don't even know what zwischenzug means, who are you to learn such a complicated opening?"
Vincent: "Yeah, but..."
Max: "Please, don't be a najdork. Learn the Scotch."
by NotBaltic February 9, 2023
A lukko is a transgender man or woman or person whose cause of death is from an electrical refrigerator.
It doesn't matter if the transgender person had already transitioned, is on their transition, or in the closet. If they identify as a transgender person, then they qualify for the definition of a lukko.
The type of fridge, the size of the fridge, the brand of the fridge, the temperature of the fridge... doesn't matter. Same for the cause of death.
It doesn't matter if the transgender person had already transitioned, is on their transition, or in the closet. If they identify as a transgender person, then they qualify for the definition of a lukko.
The type of fridge, the size of the fridge, the brand of the fridge, the temperature of the fridge... doesn't matter. Same for the cause of death.
May we mourn for our lukko, Violet Tzui. She died at the age of 31 when a fridge suddenly fell over her trying to clean it, crushing her to death. She was only halfway into her transition.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022