Not so super DJ Gennady's definitions

murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

la dolce vita

1. Italian phrase meaning the sweet life. life should be lived to the fullest.
2. Eating your favorite food, seeing your favorite movie, and falling in love/fucking that girl you've always had your eye on-- and all before noon!

I live la dolce vita....or at least in my dreams....

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 5, 2003

Chinese Food

A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.

Chinese food is from heaven!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

camel toe

1. Being able to see the follds of a vulva inside a tight pair of pants on a woman.
2. An EXTREAMELY loose pussy.

Either we didnt have enough stools at the bar, or Suzy has the biggest camel toe ive ever seen!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

Big ol' Fat Head

1.Having a dispraportionately large head that gets in the way of everyone.
2.Dumbass

you got a big ol' fat head you bitch!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003

got it going on

1.A really hot girl that has an excellent figure, a lot of class, and an extreamely friendly demeanor.
2.Someone with good luck.

Dude, check out Irina, she has got it going on!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003

Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.

After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003