Not Zane's definitions

Teeth

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.

"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"

by Not Zane August 18, 2004

AIM

A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.

AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

nemesis

A genetically enhanced zombie due to a heavy dose of exposure from the G-virus.

Nemesis is known to hunt S.T.A.R.S. members because it is rumored that he was one before he turned mutant.

Nemesis was last seen on resident evil 3: and will be making an appearance on the new resident evil movie: Resident Evil, Apocalypse

Man, if you ever see Nemesis in real life, you better get out your magnum and be ready to plug 13 rounds in his chest, because, baby, he isnt going to stop.

by Not Zane July 30, 2004

Your move

Whenever you deliver a witty remark to someone, and completely burn them, you say "Your move, sir/ma'am"

Some dude: Your mama is so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed! Your move, dude.

Some OTHER dude: CHECKMATE sir!

by Not Zane August 3, 2004

Beavis and Butthead

Best cartoon I ever watched. In my opinion it beat Family Guy by a margin.

Beavis and Butthead was MTV's only saving grace.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Golf carts

Man its so rough in my hood, that one time a group of white kids drove down to my house to ask directions to somewhere.

Im living ghetto fabulous in suburbia.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004