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Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
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Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.
In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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Crayons

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
by Not Zane September 21, 2004
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Politics

Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.

There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.

Democrats say that their side is the best.

Et cetera et cetera.
by Not Zane July 24, 2004
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Newgrounds

A nice site with plenty of good flash movies on there (Sprite flashes are my favorite) however, there are tons and tons of freaking porn ads on there that takes away a lot of my respect for the site, not to mention they allow a LOT of dirty flash movies to be on there, which is a minus in my book.
One of my main problems with NG, is that there are too MANY biased immature users, as in I go to review a movie (Foamy comes to mind, I personally think its devoid of anything funny, and one of the worst movies on NG) I leave my review, I keep it honest, and try to be as nice as I can, and I get bombarded with negatives on "Did you find this review helpful"

Geez, its as if people sit there all day and flag review entries with negatives.

Other than those crucial downfalls of the site, I think its a really enjoyable time-waster.
by Not Zane August 26, 2004
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AIM

A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.
AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.
by Not Zane September 5, 2004
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