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Used to describe a big corporation which controls everything in the background and pays people to say what they want.
It is a reference to how Big Tobacco companies would pay doctors to support the usage of using tobacco and say it was healthy
conspiracy theorist:"yo dude did year hear that the earth is flat and NASA lie and say it is round" sane person:"oh let me guess, Big Tobacco is paying them too"
by Not Alfie March 26, 2019
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The worst polish teaching assistant who is shorter than a Dwarf or Halfling and is always wearing a Scarf and Bolo Tie
Mr Wazowski has entered the room, hide your Penis'
by Not Alfie March 9, 2019
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