7 definitions by Noshit2547
A firearms company that makes various types of firearms. They can either be really cheap or a bit expensive but price varies by model. But 1 common thing is that most of them are cheaply made, unreliable, brittle turds that are assembled with screws and beach plastic.
Their line up includes such turds as:
KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33
If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.
Their line up includes such turds as:
KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33
If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.
Amy: Hey guess what? I bought a new concealed carry gun.
Josh: Cool. What did you get?
Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11
Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.
Josh: Cool. What did you get?
Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11
Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.
by Noshit2547 May 9, 2020
A person who tends to be vapid, biased, and doesn’t tell the true definitions of the words. Rather, they just say whatever they want to. See, literally any politically related definitions on this website.
John: I wonder what Libertarian means
Urban Dictionary User: They are stupid assholes, unintelligent shits, and big fat poopy heads! How dare they disagree with me! No real definition of what the word actually means for anyone! Here is a 10 paragraph essay on why I am a whiny bitch who can’t handle other ideas!
John: Typical Urban Dictionary User! This is why nobody likes you!
Urban Dictionary User: They are stupid assholes, unintelligent shits, and big fat poopy heads! How dare they disagree with me! No real definition of what the word actually means for anyone! Here is a 10 paragraph essay on why I am a whiny bitch who can’t handle other ideas!
John: Typical Urban Dictionary User! This is why nobody likes you!
by Noshit2547 May 7, 2020
A supporter of the Republican Party, the political party most left leaning people on the internet like to bash. Most left leaving users act like republicans are all rednecks, racists, pompous assholes, dicks to other people, and no good assholes who dumb down America, despite that they themselves act like that as well. Ironic right? The users who bash them usually tend to be arrogant, pompous, vapid, intolerant, somewhat racist towards white people (Yes racism against whites people does exist, don’t act like it does not. I’m not even white and I know that all races experience some racism!), stubborn, assy, and always end up saying something ridiculous enough to make you question the US school system. Folks let’s be honest, it’s the more right leaning party in the US. It’s not some far right boogie man or group of people you should seek out to destroy. They lean more right than the Democrats. Both parties do corrupt shit, but the internet turns a blind eye to one party or the other depending on where you go. Either way a Republican is just a supporter of the Republican Party, not someone you should attempt to destroy for dare disagreeing with your views on taxes. If you want my opinion I’d say vote for neither of them and boycott the 2 party system. But yeah, a Republican is just a normal person, like a Democrat or an independent. They’re not the reincarnation of Hitler.
Jim: I support the Republican Party
The internet: OOOOOOHHHH WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! YOU ARE ALL RACIST REDNECKS WHO NEED TO DIE! INCEL PIECE OF SHIT I WILL RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT YOU PIG! YOU HATE MINORITIES LIKE A TYPICAL CRACKER REPUBLICAN! HOW DARE YOU NOT THINK DEMOCRATS ARE GOD! THEY WILL SAVE THE WORLD AND GIVE YOU FREE PUPPIES! I WILL DESTROY YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Jim: Uh what?
Dan: I’m a Democrat and I think that Jim is allowed his own opinions and that I’ll judge him on his actions, not political party.
The internet: NAZI! YOU SUPPORT DONALD DRUMPF AND I WILL DOX YOU! DIE! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD BE RESPECTFUL TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT POLITICAL VIEWS THAN ME! THEYRE INTOLERANT AND WE PREACH TOLERANCE!
Dan: Isn’t it intolerant to attack somebody solely based on political party?
Jim: Yeah it doesn’t make sense. You preach all of these morals, then act immoral towards those who you disagree with.
The internet: REEEEEEEEEE DOX THEM! REEEEEEEEE
The internet: OOOOOOHHHH WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! YOU ARE ALL RACIST REDNECKS WHO NEED TO DIE! INCEL PIECE OF SHIT I WILL RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT YOU PIG! YOU HATE MINORITIES LIKE A TYPICAL CRACKER REPUBLICAN! HOW DARE YOU NOT THINK DEMOCRATS ARE GOD! THEY WILL SAVE THE WORLD AND GIVE YOU FREE PUPPIES! I WILL DESTROY YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Jim: Uh what?
Dan: I’m a Democrat and I think that Jim is allowed his own opinions and that I’ll judge him on his actions, not political party.
The internet: NAZI! YOU SUPPORT DONALD DRUMPF AND I WILL DOX YOU! DIE! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD BE RESPECTFUL TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT POLITICAL VIEWS THAN ME! THEYRE INTOLERANT AND WE PREACH TOLERANCE!
Dan: Isn’t it intolerant to attack somebody solely based on political party?
Jim: Yeah it doesn’t make sense. You preach all of these morals, then act immoral towards those who you disagree with.
The internet: REEEEEEEEEE DOX THEM! REEEEEEEEE
by Noshit2547 May 25, 2020
When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.
Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!
Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?
John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.
Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?
John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?
John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.
Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?
John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
by Noshit2547 May 8, 2020
A firearms company from Yugoslavia (now Serbia) that has made a wide array of firearms. Founded in 1853, this company has made Artillery, Rifles, handguns, shotguns, and auto cannons. Their most popular products where Yugoslav derivatives of Soviet designs and Mauser actions. They’ve made the M48 and M24/47 Mauser, the M64, M70, M76, M64, M77, M91, M92, and M72 Kalashnikov derivatives, the M57, M70, and M88 tokarev derivatives, M59 and M59/66 sks, and the CZ99, CZ999, and EZ9 handguns. They mostly produce modernized Kalashnikov variants, tokarevs, CZ999s, EZ9s, and Mauser hunting rifles today. Many of their products can be found being used by a wide array of militaries and can be bought in many countries across the world. In the US, they mainly sell the PAP series, their semi automatic Kalashnikov rifle and pistol line, as the ZPAPM70, ZPAPM92, ZPAPM91 and ZPAPM85 as examples. As of 2020, all of those rifles and pistols now have thickened rpk type receivers and trunnions (like the Zastava M70s in Yugoslav service) and chrome lined cold hammer forged barrels. While they also sell their pistols and Mausers here, most people buy their Kalashnikov derivatives as they are very high quality for what you get.
Frank: Heard you bought a new gun. What is it?
Bill: Oh it’s Zastava ZPAP. It’s very nice.
Frank: Have you shot it yet?
Bill: Not yet but I’ll go this weekend.
Bill: Oh it’s Zastava ZPAP. It’s very nice.
Frank: Have you shot it yet?
Bill: Not yet but I’ll go this weekend.
by Noshit2547 August 11, 2020
It is a popular left leaning political subreddit who kiss Democrat’s asses and act like Democrat’s are so much better than Republicans, when in reality both are harmful to America. r/politics is essentially a bunch of leftists trying to think they are good, when in reality they are just as crooked and harmful for Americans as the Republicans they so hate.
Joe: I read this article on r/politics on how Republicans are bad!
Fred: You hear about what the Democrats are doing too? Or does r/politics only say things leftists like?
Joe: They're telling the truth about America! The Democrat’s will help us!
Fred: Joe, they’re both corrupt. They’re 2 sides of the same coin. Regardless of who you vote for, your going to get your rights stripped and get fucked over by career politicians who lie to your face.
Joe: That’s not true! That’s a Republican conspiracy!
Fred: Joe, the 2 party system is fucking you over. But keep lying to yourself that Democrat’s aren’t crooked politicians who do shady shit. All politicians are the same man. Get a hold of yourself and stop believing a fantasy.
Joe: No! Trump and Russia are spewing lies! Joe Biden isn’t a complete ass! La la la la la la la la
Fred: You spend way too much time on that Democrat circle jerk subreddit man.
Fred: You hear about what the Democrats are doing too? Or does r/politics only say things leftists like?
Joe: They're telling the truth about America! The Democrat’s will help us!
Fred: Joe, they’re both corrupt. They’re 2 sides of the same coin. Regardless of who you vote for, your going to get your rights stripped and get fucked over by career politicians who lie to your face.
Joe: That’s not true! That’s a Republican conspiracy!
Fred: Joe, the 2 party system is fucking you over. But keep lying to yourself that Democrat’s aren’t crooked politicians who do shady shit. All politicians are the same man. Get a hold of yourself and stop believing a fantasy.
Joe: No! Trump and Russia are spewing lies! Joe Biden isn’t a complete ass! La la la la la la la la
Fred: You spend way too much time on that Democrat circle jerk subreddit man.
by Noshit2547 May 25, 2020
New Red Arrow train. It is a train that runs on the Seibu Shinjuku line and goes from Seibu Shinjuku to Hon-Kawoge. This is a limited express train and most people do not know about it unless you live in the nearby area to the Seibu Shinjuku line.
I don’t know about all the hate the NRA gets. It is a very fast train! A lot faster than an express train. I think people are just hating on it because they can’t afford to ride on it.
by Noshit2547 May 7, 2020