Norm's definitions

phapid

old person with no teeth who speaks oppisite language

There was a phapid at the denture shop today.

by norm June 29, 2003

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003

bimble

To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner. It's not required to acheive nothing, though it is a frequent side effect. Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.

Tron and Enid whiled away many a Sunday afternoon on a pleasant bimble round the shops.

by Norm July 9, 2003